Quizzare. Get it? It's a Quiz, that's a bit Bizarre... *grin*

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
--James Blunt. But make sure the explosion occurs from the throat, I don't want to hear what kind of wailing screech he'd make otherwise.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
--Bono. The twat.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
--Oh I couldn't possibly just pick one person.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
--Crackerbarrel... *drool*

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
--Thick, soft white bread, a little bit of slightly salted butter, and lashings of Marmite. Heaven in a lunchbox.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
--Assuming I was single, and Tom wouldn't give a rat's arse, Richard Dean Anderson. I don't care if he's old! I just -don't- care!!

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
--Again, assuming the above conditions, Rob Flynn.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Wow, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
--Probably on boots...

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
--Australia

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
--Home-made Lemonade.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
--To Roswell, New Mexico, on the 7th of July, 1947. I wanna see what came down that night.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
--Honesty is Law.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
--Meet Your Maker, in which convicted paedophiles, serial rapists and murderers answer questions in order to prolong their lives. Any incorrect answers will cause a noose to tighten around their neck, until they're strangled to death.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
--Kurva. It's Hungarian for 'whore'.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
--It's the middle of the night, right? If the mummies aren't doing anything then I'm going back to sleep. If they're still doing nothing in the morning, then I'll start arranging them in amusing positions and take photos.

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do ?
--Grab the Great Big Fire Extinguisher of DOOOOOM! and start putting the fire out. Duh.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that hour?
--Play him/her/it at board games in order to win my continued life, a la Bill and Ted.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
--Teleportation.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
--A particular half hour or so in the summer of 2002.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
--An event that occurred at a party sometime in 2003/04. Actually, two separate events at two separate parties.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where do you go?
--I'll use mah Teleportation skillz to zap off to Australia.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
--It's a bit sad, but Face Bar.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first?
--I don't know if I'd fly to anyone's house, but I would fly to the top of the tallest building in town and sit there for a bit.

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
--Are we talking back to life? Like, properly? Or is this going to be a zombie situation? If it's life, then I'll pick Kennedy. Zombie, then it'd have to be Eric Morecambe. He'd make an awesome zombie.

26. You can bring back one person who's dead…who would you bring back?
--Isn't this the same as the last question?

9:38 AM - July 23, 2008 - post comment

I think James Blunt is scared to sound like a man.

pd - 10:14 AM - July 23, 2008

*thieves* :D

sarai - 2:03 PM - July 23, 2008

im stealing this.
:P

birdsnest - 3:09 PM - July 23, 2008

"One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?"

You know, you'd think mummies would be more sensitive about disturbing people's rest-- they sure get all up in arms when archaeologists come clamoring into their home.

Anyways, ain't no way I'd trust loitering mummies to chill out as I sleep. I'm on to their game! They probably want to transfer me to some museum or zoo. I'd have to introduce them to the Curse of Pharaoh Jehosephatt. This, of course, means that I lure them to a freshly laid house foundation (with the promise of ice cream), push them in it, throw gasoline onto them, and throw a lit match onto them. Then I watch them burn until I'm content that they are no longer a nuisance.

OgreJehosephatt - 5:24 PM - July 23, 2008

The meme is weird. And you are weirder.

dantesinferno - 7:24 PM - July 23, 2008

I'm so stealing this.

rain - 1:49 AM - July 24, 2008

LOL Just look what you have started! This meme is everywhere!

DeeJay - 7:44 PM - July 24, 2008

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