I has package! *hurr hurr*

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I got home today from a long, hard slog at the cafe to find a perky little parcel waiting for me on the dining table.

"Oooh... what it is?" says the little voice in my brain.

"I doesn't know.. let's open it up!" says the other little voice on the other side of my brain.

*flip of the parcel* "OOOOOOH! It's from SLAYAAAAAAH!" scream the two little voices, in unison.

It was indeed from Slayer, Queen of Texas.
(Sorry Birdeh, you can't be the Queen because you don't send me perky parcels)

I still haven't managed to link this phone to my PC (blame Tom, he hasn't shown me how it all works yet), so I'll just have to give descriptions for now. Luckily the ever-thoughtful Slayer included a little note with my gifties, to let me know what they're each for!

SLAYER SURVIVAL KIT

Watermelon and Balm Mint scented Foot Scrub
Slayer says: "I've seen the boots you wear, your feet will thank me."
(my new job is even more reason for me to have this! My feets would like to convey their thanks)

Tin box key chain
Slayer says: "It has pink hearts and skulls. It screamed 'Twisteh!' "
(skulls! yay!)

Roswell, New Mexico placard
Slayer says: "There's truth to every rumour."
(psst... I don't really know what you mean by that?)

Packet of Microwave Popcorn
Slayer says: "I know you like sweet popcorn."
(I do love sweet popcorn, but um... it's 13 months past it's use-by date. Would you be super-offended if I didn't eat it??)

Wyler's Light sugar free lemonade sachet
Slayer says: "I know you are a lemonade fanatic. You'll call it rubbish, but I put it in to let you know I do pay attention"
(I love lemonade! I will make this at the weekend... and drink it ALL TO MYSELF!!)

Pink biro with light-up top and 'N' initial
Slayer says: "For writing love notes to your beloved Tom."
(Pens are good. I like pens. But why pink? WHY?? ^_^)

Wrigley's Big Red gum
Slayer says: "Just a piece of something from where I am. (Plus I blogged about Big Red products)"
(I've never had cinnamon gum before... this could be interesting.)

Turin Grand Marnier flavoured filled chocolates
Slayer says: "It's not Galaxy chocolate, but it will do in a pinch"
(*nom nom nom*)

Lime Skittles flavoured Lip Smacker Lip Balm

Slayer says: "For kissing Tom. The Skittles variety to remind you to avoid drama."
(it smells like Lime Skittles!!! *sniffs and swoons* Wait, 'avoid drama'? What does that mean?)


What an awesome parcel :D
Thank you so much D, for taking the time out to think about me so much, and to get it all so so right (except for the pink... I blame Bebbet lol!)! You're a star in the flesh *hugs*

So, I guess it's my turn now? The first four peoples to tell me they want my package, will (hopefully) get a nice little parcel in the mail before Christmas! Please bear in mind though - I don't have much money at the moment seen as I've only -just- started my new job, so parcels may have more cheapy cheek in them than anything else!

5:22 PM - August 28, 2008 - post comment

I'd say Yay! to a parcel, but there's only...*counts*...33 days to go before they should be heading the other way.

Besides, if you're quitting your new-found job soon, to enjoy a big birthday bash, you'll need every peny you can scrape.

And you can't blame me for your love of pink ;p

bebbet - 6:17 PM - August 28, 2008

I want yer box ;) hur hur

Nah really, I do, and seeing as I already got one from Slayer myself the invite is open for you do demand one from me :D

I love sending prezzies and I tend to send good ones(if a bit silly)

sarai - 6:18 PM - August 28, 2008

can i be the princess of texas then?
:P

birdsnest - 6:31 PM - August 28, 2008

Go for Miss Texas: Prettier tiara and the opportunity to go national ;)

bebbet - 7:01 PM - August 28, 2008

mrs. texas.
i'm married.
:P

birdsnest - 7:58 PM - August 28, 2008

I am on my way to the grocery store to get my money back because I bought that popcorn the SAME DAY I sent your package. There will be HELL to pay!

I did pink because a) it's my favorite color b) I knew it would make you gnash your teeth because you are emphatically anti-pink c) (THE REAL REASON) the other pens with an N on them were an ugly brown and an ugly green, so pink was the lesser evil.

slayerbarbie - 10:08 PM - August 28, 2008

Aw! The date on the popcorn is July 2007... maybe you should have words with the manager of that store!

And as for the pen... I love green! You tease...

Twist - 8:57 AM - August 29, 2008

i so wanna participate in this meme, but i am under so much financial stress right now that i can't. :-(

spaceystacey - 8:23 PM - August 29, 2008

I don't think there's a time limit on it or anything, Stacey. Lord knows it took me forever to get it done.

slayerbarbie - 9:17 PM - August 29, 2008

Very nice and extremely thoughtful.

I think we should nominate Birdeh as the next Mrs. Texas.

texican - 12:49 AM - September 2, 2008

I can't wait to see what the talent portion of the competition will bring. I will skip the swimsuit part, though. I want to be able to look you in the eye afterward.

slayerbarbie - 1:47 AM - September 2, 2008

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